Christmas gift guide 2013

Ok so this is a bit late, and if you haven’t done your Christmas, Hannukah and Festivus shopping yet, shame on you. Or just shame. Most of these ideas don’t entail going to a mall and having your personal space invaded by ten thousand hormonal adolescents. You can order online, or make a phone call or two. Get going!

Christmas at Sandy Cove
Christmas at Sandy Cove

Books

For the reader, you could check out our book reviews, arranged by topic:

I’m not going to suggest a magazine subscription – I’ve let most of ours lapse as we seem to have entered a long dark teatime of the soul when it comes to South African diving magazines. If the quality picks up, they’ll be back on the gift list at the end of 2014.

Dive gear

Check out What’s in My Dive Bag for some ideas… You can contact Andre for most of these:

Make sure you know the returns/exchanges policy of wherever you make your purchases. Some places can be difficult, and if the mask doesn’t fit it’s no good at all!

For lady divers

For the diving lady in your life (or your man friend with too much hair), what about some rich hair conditioner to apply before going in the water? Suggestions here. A pack of cheap, soft fabric elasticated hairbands is a good stocking filler.

Some high SPF, waterproof sunscreen, or a nice hooded towel for grown ups (available in one or two of the surf shops in Muizenberg) would also not go amiss.

Experiences

Don’t forget to add a memory card for the lucky recipient’s camera if you plan to gift any of these! Contact Tony for prices.

For the non diver, you could inspire a love for our oceans with one of these:

For those who need (or like) to relax

Memberships

Wall art

Clip Clop designs and prints beautiful tide charts for Cape Town and Durban and moon phase charts for the year. You can order online or usually find them at Exclusive Books.

My underwater alphabet is available for R200 in A1 size, fully laminated. Shout if you want a copy.

If you take your own photos, you could print and frame a couple, or experiment with stretched canvas prints if that’s your thing. A digital photo frame pre-loaded with underwater images is also a lovely gift for a diving friend.

Donations

For the person who has everything, or because you’re feeling grateful:

Underwater alphabet

The finished alphabet
The finished alphabet

My sister and brother in law announced to us in September 2010 that they were expecting a baby boy. Asher was born on 9 March 2011, and his first Christmas present from me and Tony was an alphabet poster that we put together from (mostly) underwater photographs that we’ve taken (mostly) in Cape Town, Sodwana and Malta. When it was still a work in progress, I blogged about it here, here, here and here.

I am not a particularly arty or crafty person, and eschew the slightest digital manipulation of my pictures after I’ve taken them (I will crop at a push, but there’s nothing worse than seeing a picture taken in False Bay with a mysteriously metallic blue hue to it that you know has never been seen in real life). Also, I’m lazy. Putting the poster together, then, was a fairly (for me) mammoth undertaking.

The Cruse scanner at Artlab in action
The Cruse scanner at Artlab in action

It took more than a little while to sort through 16,000 underwater images and try to choose the best ones for the poster. I used BorderFX to overlay text on the photos, printed them, laid out the poster, scanned it at ArtLab, and then took it to Stephen at Art Assist for printing. Plastic Sandwich laminated it, and it was presented to Asher (now a bouncy 11 month old) on Christmas eve.

The upshot of this is that because I now have the poster in extremely, frighteningly high resolution digital form, I’m able to produce copies up to A0 size. I wouldn’t recommend the A0 version – it’s large and striking, but almost prohibitively expensive for what it is. Sizes between A1 and A0 work quite well, and can be reasonably cost-effective.

If you would like a copy of Asher’s Alphabet, send me an email.

Underwater Alphabet Part 4

Final installment of my nephew’s underwater alphabet… About time, since he was born on 9 March! Do you know how hard it was to find things for some of these letters?! Here are part one, part two and part three.

U is for urchin

Urchins at Fisherman's Beach
Urchins at Fisherman's Beach

V is for vessel

(can you feel me stretching?!)

Fishing vessel at Kalk Bay Harbour
Fishing vessel at Kalk Bay Harbour

W is for whale

Southern right whales
Southern right whales

X is for x-ray

X ray fish

X ray fish

Y is for yacht

Yacht at Long Beach
Yacht at Long Beach

Z is for zebra

Zebra fish
Zebra fish

As soon as I’ve figured out the layout of the poster and printed it off, I’ll share!

Underwater Alphabet Part 3

The third part of my nephew’s underwater alphabet… Here’s part one and here’s part two.

O is for octopus

Octopus at Long Beach on a night dive
Octopus at Long Beach on a night dive

P is for pufferfish

Puffer fish in Durban
Puffer fish in Durban

Q is for quay

Quay in Cape Town harbour
Quay in Cape Town harbour

R is for ray

Raymond the ray
Raymond the ray

S is for starfish

Sand sea star
Sand sea star

T is for turtle

Turtle in Jordan
Turtle in Jordan

Underwater Alphabet Part 2

Part the second of the underwater alphabet I am making for my nephew. Here’s part one.

H is for helmet shell

Helmet shell at Long Beach
Helmet shell at Long Beach

I is for isopod

Isopod at Long Beach
Isopod at Long Beach

J is for jellyfish

Comb jelly
Comb jelly

K is for klipfish

Klipfish getting his chin tickled
Klipfish getting his chin tickled

L is for lionfish

Lionfish
Lionfish

M is for manefish

Manefish (Caristius groenlandicus)
Manefish (Caristius groenlandicus)

N is for nudibranch

Gas Flame nudibranch on the SAS Pietermaritzburg
Gas Flame nudibranch on the SAS Pietermaritzburg

Underwater Alphabet Part 1

Tony and I are getting a little nephew soon (thanks to my sister and brother in law for doing the work), and I am making him a present for his bedroom wall. It’s a marine alphabet… Hopefully he’ll love the sea, as well as guitars and words (when his parents are done with him)!

A is for anemone

Anemone at Long Beach
Anemone at Long Beach

B is for batfish

Longfin batfish on the move
Longfin batfish on the move

C is for crab

Three spot swimming crab
Three spot swimming crab

D is for diver

Tony clowning around
Tony clowning around

E is for eel

Guinea fowl moray eel on Caves & Overhangs
Guinea fowl moray eel on Caves & Overhangs

F is for fanworm

Fanworms
Fanworms

G is for gurnard

Bluefin gurnard
Bluefin gurnard